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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wifes wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: "No, you cant have those! Theyre for the funeral!" | | | |
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