| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| 7. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| 8. | Dead and dying jokes |
| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| 9. | Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 10. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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