| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| 7. | Dead and dying jokes |
| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| 8. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| 10. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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