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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| 7. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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