| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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