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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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