| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| 8. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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