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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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