| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| 10. | Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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