| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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