| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 7. | Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| 8. | Dead and dying jokes |
| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| 9. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 10. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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