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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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