| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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