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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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