| 1. | Dead and dying jokes  |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 2. | Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| 3. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 4. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 5. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| 6. | Dead and dying jokes |
| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| 7. | Dead and dying jokes |
| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| 9. | Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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