| 1. | College jokes  |
| Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more
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| 2. | College jokes  |
| Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Pos... more
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| 3. | College jokes  |
| "Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."... more
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| 4. | College jokes  |
| What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.... more
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| 5. | College jokes  |
| Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.... more
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| 6. | College jokes  |
| Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headl... more
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| 7. | College jokes  |
| How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.... more
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| 8. | College jokes  |
| On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more
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| 9. | College jokes  |
| A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more
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| 10. | College jokes  |
| Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?... more
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