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Category:College jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My motto is let bygones be bygones.""Thats good. Why did you choose that?""Then I wouldnt have to take any history classes!"
 
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