| 1. | College jokes  |
| How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.... more
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| 2. | College jokes |
| A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more
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| 3. | College jokes |
| Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more
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| 4. | College jokes |
| College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more
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| 5. | College jokes |
| There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.... more
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| 6. | College jokes  |
| How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to an... more
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| 7. | College jokes |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 8. | College jokes |
| What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more
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| 9. | College jokes |
| What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."... more
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| 10. | College jokes |
| A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes... more
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