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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors havent got bad memories," he declared. "Theyre not absent-minded. Dont you think I know where I am right now, and dont you think tomorrow Ill know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?" "Yes," said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?" "Good!" said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question."
 
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