| 1. | College jokes  |
| Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.... more
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| 2. | College jokes  |
| On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more
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| 3. | College jokes  |
| What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying... more
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| 4. | College jokes  |
| Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spar... more
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| 5. | College jokes  |
| "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more
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| 6. | College jokes  |
| Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... more
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| 7. | College jokes  |
| How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.... more
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| 8. | College jokes  |
| A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol... more
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| 9. | College jokes  |
| Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more
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| 10. | College jokes  |
| Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remembe... more
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