Jokes Home
Hindi Songs
English Songs

JOKES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Frog jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:518
 
Joke:Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Frog Jokes:

1.   Frog jokes  0 stars
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.... more

2.   Frog jokes  0 stars
What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... more

3.   Frog jokes  0 stars
Why didnt the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... more

4.   Frog jokes  0 stars
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !... more

5.   Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !... more

6.   Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !... more

7.   Frog jokes  0 stars
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more

8.   Frog jokes  0 stars
Whats a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !... more

9.   Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !... more

10.   Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !... more