| 1. | Accountant jokes  |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 3. | Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 5. | Accountant jokes  |
| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 9. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 10. | Accountant jokes  |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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