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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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