| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more
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| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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