| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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