| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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