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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes |
| Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes |
| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes |
| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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