| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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