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| A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get... more
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| A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his... more
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| A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."... more
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| A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks... more
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| A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty p... more
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| A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thi... more
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| A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he f... more
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| A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no su... more
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| A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather d... more
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| A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter... more
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| An honest weatherman says, "Todays forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that Im wrong."... more
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| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive... more
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| How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Five. One to write a review of all the existing ligh... more
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| How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.... more
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| How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them."... more
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| How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them." Three. One to... more
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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It was supposed to be in place last week!... more
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| Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government progr... more
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| Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the ed... more
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| Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: Youre too late - its already been done.... more
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| Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.... more
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| Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it.... more
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| Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk... more
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| What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?A spooksman !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !... more
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| When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and... more
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| Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more
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| Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more
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