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| "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when its printed in English."... more
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| "How come youre only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a... more
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| "Say, your house is burning.""Thats okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."... more
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| "What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayo... more
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| "Why do rednecks act like such morons? "Who says theyre acting?"... more
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| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more
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| A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - Dogs must be carried on this escalator... more
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| A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younge... more
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| A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the at... more
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| A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was p... more
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| A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started wit... more
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| A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal For... more
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| A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. It... more
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| A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you go... more
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| According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Inter... more
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| After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.... more
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| An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to... more
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| An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the de... more
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| An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth... more
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| An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller... more
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| An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the... more
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| And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. Hed tried to hang himse... more
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| Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more
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| Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Wh... more
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| Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didnt. One day his neighbor Nibley... more
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| Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second... more
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| Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her... more
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| Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?... more
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| Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?... more
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| Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didnt have very much on? He went back nine... more
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