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| A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with... more
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| 2. | Ghost jokes |
| A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking... more
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| Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.... more
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| Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.... more
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| Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.... more
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| Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!... more
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| Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.... more
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| Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer... more
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| How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.... more
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| How did the bootician style the ghosts hair? With a scare dryer!... more
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| How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.... more
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| How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! Im a ghost !... more
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| One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in... more
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| 15. | Ghost jokes |
| Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.... more
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| Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."... more
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| Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in... more
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| This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I cant think what possessed her.... more
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| 19. | Ghost jokes |
| What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.... more
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| 20. | Ghost jokes |
| What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!... more
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| What did one ghost say to another? Im sorry, but I just dont believe in people.... more
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| 22. | Ghost jokes |
| What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!... more
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| 23. | Ghost jokes |
| What did the little ghost give his mom for Mothers Day?A booquet of flowers.... more
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| 24. | Ghost jokes |
| What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when youre spooken to.... more
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| 25. | Ghost jokes |
| What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?"Dont get your sheets dirty!"... more
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| 26. | Ghost jokes |
| What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.... more
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| 27. | Ghost jokes |
| What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.... more
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| 28. | Ghost jokes |
| What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !... more
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| 29. | Ghost jokes |
| What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!... more
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| What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!... more
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