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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more

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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more

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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more

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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more

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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more

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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more

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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more

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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more

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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more

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What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more

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What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more

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What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more

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What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more