| 1. | Ant jokes  |
| How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?... more
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| 2. | Ant jokes |
| How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !... more
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| 3. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !... more
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| 4. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !... more
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| 5. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !... more
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| 6. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !... more
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| 7. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant... more
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| 8. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !... more
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| 9. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ?Discordant !... more
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| 10. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !... more
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| 11. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !... more
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| 12. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !... more
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| 13. | Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !... more
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| 14. | Ant jokes |
| What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !... more
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| 15. | Ant jokes |
| What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !... more
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| 16. | Ant jokes |
| What is smaller than an ants dinner ?An ants mouth !... more
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| 17. | Ant jokes |
| What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !... more
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| 18. | Ant jokes |
| What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !... more
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| 19. | Ant jokes |
| What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !... more
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| 20. | Ant jokes |
| What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !... more
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| 21. | Ant jokes |
| Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !... more
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| 22. | Ant jokes |
| Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !... more
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| 23. | Ant jokes |
| Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !... more
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| 24. | Ant jokes |
| Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !... more
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| 25. | Ant jokes |
| Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !... more
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| 26. | Ant jokes |
| Why dont anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!... more
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