| 31. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!... more
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| 32. | Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!... more
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| 33. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| 34. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| 35. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| 36. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| 37. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| 38. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| 39. | Aardvark jokes |
| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| 40. | Aardvark jokes |
| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| 41. | Aardvark jokes |
| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| 42. | Aardvark jokes |
| What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
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| 43. | Aardvark jokes |
| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| 44. | Aardvark jokes |
| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| 45. | Aardvark jokes |
| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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| 46. | Aardvark jokes |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 47. | Aardvark jokes |
| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| 48. | Aardvark jokes |
| Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion?Tanto... more
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| 49. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| 50. | Aardvark jokes |
| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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| 51. | Aardvark jokes |
| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| 52. | Aardvark jokes |
| Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!... more
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| 53. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| 54. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| 55. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| 56. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| 57. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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