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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at thei... more


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1.   Computer jokes  5 stars
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

2.   Aardvark jokes  5 stars
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more

3.   Lawyer jokes  5 stars
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more

4.   Computer jokes  5 stars
One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more

5.   Computer jokes  5 stars
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more

6.   Computer jokes  5 stars
Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow... more

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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more

9.   College jokes  5 stars
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to an... more

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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more

11.   Dead and dying jokes  5 stars
A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more

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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunnys batteries in backwards?He keeps coming and coming and coming...... more

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1.   Computer jokes  2 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

2.   Computer jokes  3 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

3.   Computer jokes  5 stars
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more

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Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more

6.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more

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What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more

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Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more

11.   Answer me this jokes  4 stars
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... more

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Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more