Top 12 Highest Rated Jokes:
| 1. | Blonde jokes  | | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. W... more
| | 2. | Frog jokes | | Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!... more
| | 3. | Computer jokes | | How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
| | 4. | Computer jokes | | How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
| | 5. | Aardvark jokes | | What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more
| | 6. | Answer me this jokes | | Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... more
| | 7. | Answer me this jokes | | If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more
| | 8. | Answer me this jokes | | How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?... more
| | 9. | Answer me this jokes | | If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... more
| | 10. | Accountant jokes | | How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
| | 11. | Accountant jokes | | Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
| | 12. | Accountant jokes | | The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Newest Jokes:
| 1. | Computer jokes  | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
| | 2. | Computer jokes  | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
| | 3. | Computer jokes  | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
| | 4. | Computer jokes | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
| | 5. | Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
| | 6. | Aardvark jokes  | | What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
| | 7. | Aardvark jokes | | What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
| | 8. | Aardvark jokes | | What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
| | 9. | Aardvark jokes | | Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
| | 10. | Aardvark jokes | | What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
| | 11. | Answer me this jokes | | What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... more
| | 12. | Answer me this jokes | | Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more
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