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   Category: Knock Knock jokes  0 stars
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Top 12 Highest Rated Jokes:

1.   Old age jokes  5 stars
Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?A: She wanted to rock and roll... more

2.   Religious jokes  5 stars
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself aro... more

3.   Computer jokes  5 stars
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more

4.   Computer jokes  5 stars
What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more

5.   Computer jokes  5 stars
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more

6.   Computer jokes  5 stars
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more

7.   Computer jokes  5 stars
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more

8.   Computer jokes  5 stars
Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more

9.   Aardvark jokes  5 stars
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more

10.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?... more

11.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... more

12.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more

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1.   Computer jokes  2 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

2.   Computer jokes  3 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

3.   Computer jokes  4 stars
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

4.   Computer jokes  3 stars
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more

5.   Computer jokes  3 stars
Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more

6.   Aardvark jokes  1 stars
What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more

7.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more

8.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more

9.   Aardvark jokes  4 stars
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more

10.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more

11.   Answer me this jokes  3 stars
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... more

12.   Answer me this jokes  3 stars
Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more