Jokes Home
Hindi Songs
English Songs

JOKES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:


Welcome to Jokes.SmasHits.com!

Jokes.SmasHits.com is packed with 9,932 (yes Nine Thousand Nine Hundred and Thirty-Two!) of the funniest jokes in the world. Use the navigation above to browse, search or submit a joke and more.

Random Joke Of The Day:

   Category: Insect jokes  0 stars
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?An aero-drone !... more


Top 12 Highest Rated Jokes:

1.   Blonde jokes  5 stars
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. W... more

2.   Frog jokes  5 stars
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!... more

3.   Computer jokes  5 stars
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more

4.   Computer jokes  5 stars
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more

5.   Aardvark jokes  5 stars
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more

6.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... more

7.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?... more

8.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?... more

9.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?... more

10.   Accountant jokes  5 stars
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more

11.   Accountant jokes  5 stars
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more

12.   Accountant jokes  5 stars
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more

Newest Jokes:

1.   Computer jokes  2 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

2.   Computer jokes  3 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

3.   Computer jokes  4 stars
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

4.   Computer jokes  3 stars
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more

5.   Computer jokes  3 stars
Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more

6.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more

7.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more

8.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more

9.   Aardvark jokes  4 stars
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more

10.   Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more

11.   Answer me this jokes  3 stars
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... more

12.   Answer me this jokes  0 stars
Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more