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| | Category: Barbie doll jokes  | | There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Kens belongings... more
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Top 12 Highest Rated Jokes:
| 1. | Answer me this jokes  | | Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more
| | 2. | Aviation jokes | | Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
| | 3. | Children jokes | | A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wro... more
| | 4. | History jokes | | "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holiday... more
| | 5. | Hunting jokes | | Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge be... more
| | 6. | Salesmen jokes | | How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. Im better than you."... more
| | 7. | Computer jokes | | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
| | 8. | Computer jokes | | Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
| | 9. | Computer jokes | | What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
| | 10. | Computer jokes | | How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
| | 11. | Computer jokes | | How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
| | 12. | Aardvark jokes | | What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more
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| 1. | Computer jokes  | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
| | 2. | Computer jokes  | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
| | 3. | Computer jokes  | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
| | 4. | Computer jokes | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
| | 5. | Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
| | 6. | Aardvark jokes  | | What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
| | 7. | Aardvark jokes | | What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
| | 8. | Aardvark jokes | | What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
| | 9. | Aardvark jokes | | Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
| | 10. | Aardvark jokes | | What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
| | 11. | Answer me this jokes | | What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... more
| | 12. | Answer me this jokes | | Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more
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