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What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !... more


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1.   Bird jokes  5 stars
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more

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Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a drink!... more

3.   Knock Knock jokes  5 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Aardvark !Aardvark who ?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !... more

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5.   Money jokes  5 stars
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more

6.   Snowman jokes  5 stars
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Have an ice day!... more

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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.... more

9.   Computer jokes  5 stars
My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more

10.   Aardvark jokes  5 stars
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more

11.   Answer me this jokes  5 stars
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... more

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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?... more

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1.   Computer jokes  2 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

2.   Computer jokes  3 stars
This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more

3.   Computer jokes  4 stars
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more

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Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more

6.   Aardvark jokes  1 stars
What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more

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What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more

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Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more

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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?... more

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Do steam rollers really roll steam?... more